Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sperm

I read an article in which beautiful people are being paid money for their seed. Its $2000 for the egg and $50 for the sperm. I think I've found the backbone for my finances for college =) thoughts? questions? I'm up for a good discussion lol

Power of Service

Lately I've been out and about providing service to a variety of of people. From the poor to the needy(there is a distinction) I've been going around forgetting myself and becoming a tool of passing around those warm fuzzies people become engulfed in when another human shows them the goodness of humanity. And you want to know what I've realized? Bitter are those who worry only about themselves, angry when things do not benefit them. Sad are those who lead service, in concern that they are doing enough, and joyful when gratitude and humility is expressed. Leadership and power comes not then from personal glory or gain, but from a godly concern for the well being of fellow men. Leaders do not come upon to implement their own ideas to a people, but service them to help them strive towards eternal truths.

Calculus for strippers

I'm taking calculus this year and fortunatley for me I have both teachers. Mr. T is my actual teacher and I student aide for Mrs. Corbett. Well The other day I'm in Corbett's and we're talking of the unit circle. Well we have an acronym we use to note which trig function is positive in which. Its All Students Take Calculus, but I'm stupid enough to quote Mr. T's version if her class. It went a little like this.

Mrs. Corbett-"its All Students Take Calculus, right?"

Me-" or All Stippers Take Cash"

Mrs Corbett(gives glare of impending doom)-"Don't you EVER say that in my classroom again"

Me(noticebly shrinks in desk)- I say nothing but man you know that feeling when you know you should be running and the adrenaline should be pumping but its not? yeah that's how I felt.

Hilarious but heed my warning Mrs. Corbett and strippers are incompatable

Monday, February 23, 2009

The Awkward Turtle

If there's anything that I've come to adore these past four years at this school its the mind of my awkward turtle. In the words of my best friend, "She tamed the Hurricane and brought it its calm center around a delicate flower". If looks could kill she'd be a paid assassin. The essence of her being, her personality, is something akin to that chocolate that you can't resist. Her soul is one of the most selfless I've seen and her mind the most enthralling. As cliche as it sounds a walk through hell seems an infinite times more appealing than having to forget about her for more than a movement. Sure we have our differences(a whole boatload) but nonetheless I wouldn't trade our friendship for all the insert ________(noun, verb, girls, here). There's nothing much to say except to watch us to learn exactly what I mean.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Book everyone should read

Its called the Catcher in the Rye. If you haven't already I suggest you obtain a copy and immerse yourself in the life of the young, rich, and aimless. The book is an excellent bildungroman novel with the most raw and universal combo theme of success/depression. Who isn't amused at inviting a hooker only to chat with the damsel? Disgusted by a friend who is indeed a pedophile. But perhaps the most hilarious truth to be gleamed is found in the following quote," The thing is, most of the time when you're coming pretty close to doing it with a girl, she keeps telling you to stop. The trouble with me is, I stop. Most guys don't. I can't help it. You never really know whether they want you to stop or whether they're just scared as hell, or whether they're just telling you to stop so that if you do go through with it, the blame'll be on you, not them. Anyway, I keep stopping. The trouble is, I get to feeling sorry for them"(The Catcher in the Rye, Ch. 13). lmao who can' t say that this doesn't happen, and more often how true this is?=) Pick up the book and you'll never put it down. Read the novel and you will be coming back sooner than later, because the truths stored within the pages are everchanging, and always there.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Welcome

For all of those who are need an intro the names Hurricane and I am as the name suggests the Young Sage for this new Age.I'm a complicated person with simple answers, a humble spirit that burns in confidence, an everchanging constant. I see in the colors of the human race, and draw inspiration by the the elements of its will. Whether it be politics, religion, or food=) I'm always up for exploring the unknown frontier. There's more to come but that's all for now. Till then blessings from this young sage. Peace